(because) I use no-tear shampoo (made for babies)
Finally a cure for emo kids everywhere! SHED TEARS NO MORE!!!
oh it doesn't stop those kinds of tears? oh...never mind then...
I use it because my hair is weak
I hope my hair doesn't take it personally...
On the upside - I actually like baby shampoo even if it is made for dinky little baby heads
the last time I bought some kiddie shampoo I was a little gutsy and decided to try a no-tear version
but every time I use it - I can't open my eyes. I swear my eye lashes are working against me.
actually I don't fully understand the point of teaching babies to open their eyes mid-shampooing anyway you never know when you might need to use tear-causing shampoo. LIKE what if I was on holiday at the motel where Psycho takes place?
innocently taking a shower ...
'Boycott shampoo! Demand Real Poo!'
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